Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Windows

Dear Sir(s),

Those clear glass things on the side of a building are called windows.  Windows allow inside people to see out and outside people to see in.  Some windows even open.  So, next time you decide to relieve yourself on a building with first floor windows, don't be shocked when one of those magical portals open and you're informed that those bricks are not, indeed, a urinal and no one wants to see your manly bits.

Sincerely,

The Woman Behind the Windows



 

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

So, did you 'point' anything at him to get his attention??? I'm thinking I probably would have... And I'd have made him scrub the bricks...

Chasing Freedom said...

No, this time it was a 12yr old boy (still damn well old enough to know better!) so I just settled for yelling and hoping he got bit by his zipper. I don't get it: it's a busy parking area, there's an entire *row* of windows, and a security camera. Yet every year I get guys who just have to pee on the side / back of the building. WTF?

A SImple Man said...

I nearly snotted myself

Old NFO said...

CF- Lack of respect... Plain and simple!