Dear Sir(s),
Those clear glass things on the side of a building are called windows. Windows allow inside people to see out and outside people to see in. Some windows even open. So, next time you decide to relieve yourself on a building with first floor windows, don't be shocked when one of those magical portals open and you're informed that those bricks are not, indeed, a urinal and no one wants to see your manly bits.
Sincerely,
The Woman Behind the Windows
4 comments:
So, did you 'point' anything at him to get his attention??? I'm thinking I probably would have... And I'd have made him scrub the bricks...
No, this time it was a 12yr old boy (still damn well old enough to know better!) so I just settled for yelling and hoping he got bit by his zipper. I don't get it: it's a busy parking area, there's an entire *row* of windows, and a security camera. Yet every year I get guys who just have to pee on the side / back of the building. WTF?
I nearly snotted myself
CF- Lack of respect... Plain and simple!
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